
Orlock the Mighty calls dibs every time a new virgin joins the cult. I was just making small talk with Cindy the other day, and he threw an ...
Like last week when I wanted to use the pool but it had been filled with bull's blood for the cleansing of the virgins ritual. I'm o...
MDU and Calumet had hoped that strong regional demand for the engine fuel would justify the project's cost when ground was broken in Dic...
Tempers rose and he started insulting me, so I told him to pack his bags and go," said the baker, who was saved when Jerome spotted him...
A mere three years later, I was invited by a group of my other white hipster friends to attend a secret concert performed by the man himself...
I fit every criteria: I'm white, and I'm an obnoxious hipster who always needs to prove how in touch with trends I am. If the trends...